160+ Extremely Good Jokes


These are not just good jokes but are extremely good jokes that will certainly interest you, here you could read the funniest quotes and jokes, and even more!, take a look, we’re sure you will find them interesting – From knock knock jokes to good jokes for kids and everything in between.

Good Knock Knock Jokes

1. Knock Knock Who’s there? Iran! Iran who? Iran over here to tell you this!

2. Knock Knock Who’s there? Opportunity Don’t be silly – opportunity doesn’t knock twice!

3. Knock Knock Who’s there? Daisy Daisy who? Daisy me rollin, they hatin

4. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Buster! Buster who? Buster Cherry! Is your daughter home?

5. Knock Knock Who’s there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to answer the door?

6. Knock knock! Who’s there? Dwayne! Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub, I’m drowning.

7. Knock knock! Who’s there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.

8. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Dumbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn’t work so I had to

9. knock! Knock, Knock! Who’s there? A Pile-Up A Pile-Up Who? Ewwwwww

10. Knock Knock Who’s There? Justin Justin who? Your justin time to wipe my @$$ !

11. Knock Knock Who’s there ! Ice cream ! Ice cream who ? Ice cream if you don’t let me in!

12. Knock Knock Who’s there? Alex! Alex who? Alex the questions round here!

13. Knock, Knock! Who’s there? Doctor Doctor who? That’s a great T.V. show, isn’t it?

14. Knock knock Who’s there Gorilla Gorilla who Gorilla me a hamburger

15. Knock knock Who’s there Amish Amish Who? Awwww How sweet. I miss you too.

16. Knock Knock Who’s there ! Waiter ! Waiter who ? Waiter I get my hands on you!

17. Knock, Knock! Who’s There? Dewey! Dewey who? Dewey have to use a condom?

18. Knock Knock Who’s There? Ben Hur Ben Hur who? Ben Hur over and give it to her doggy style!

19. Knock Knock Who’s there? Urine Urine Who? URINEsecure don’t know what for

20. Knock Knock Who’s there? Old lady Old lady who? Wow I didn’t know you could yodel.

Good Clean Jokes – Good Short Jokes – Good Jokes To Tell

21. Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bulldozer!

22. Q: What do you call security guards working outside Samsung shops?
A: Guardians of the Galaxy.

23. Q: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?
A: Instagram.

24. Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed

25. Q: What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew”.

26. Q: Why did the birdie go to the hospital?
A: To get a tweetment.

27. Q: Why was the guy looking for fast food on his friend?
A: Because his friend said dinner is on me.

28. Q: Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A: Never mind, it’s over your head!

29. Q: What do you call a bee that lives in America?

30. Q: What do you call a computer floating in the ocean?
A: A Dell Rolling in the Deep.

31. Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!

32. Q: What do you call a computer that sings?
A: A-Dell

33. Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!

34. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta

35. Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator

36.Q: Did you hear about that new broom?
A: It’s sweeping the nation!

37. Q: What do you call an elephant that doesn’t matter?
A: An irrelephant.

38. Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!

39. Q: Did you hear about the shampoo shortage in Jamaica?
A: It’s dread-full.

40. Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!

41. Q: What is heavy forward but not backward?
A: Ton.

42. Q: What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
A: a yardvark!

43. Q: What do you get when you cross fish and an elephant?
A: Swimming trunks.

44. Q: Where do bees go to the bathroom?
A: At the BP station!

45. Q: What do you call a laughing jar of mayonnaise?

46. Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time.

47. Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o.

48. Q: What is pink, goes in hard and dry and comes out soft and wet?
A: Bubble Gum.

49. Q: What do you call a man with no body and just a nose?
A: Nobody nose.

50. Q: Why did the computer go to the doctor?
A: Because it had a virus!

51. Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them

52. Q: What do you call a dinosaur with a extensive vocabulary?
A: a thesaurus.

53. Q: “How do you shoot a killer bee?”
A: “With a bee bee gun.”

54. Q: How do you drown a Hipster?
A: In the mainstream.

55. Q: What do you call sad coffee?”
A: Despresso.

56. Q: How do you make holy water?
A: Boil the hell out of it!

57. Q: What happened to the dog that swallowed a firefly?
A: It barked with de-light!

58. Q: What stays in the corner and travels all over the world?
A: A stamp.

59. Q: What belongs to you but others use more?
A: Your name

Really Good Jokes – Good Funny Jokes

60. Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

61. Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!

62. Q: What do you call an illegally parked frog?
A: Toad.

63. Q: What bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!

64. Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A: A Yamahahaha

65. Q: What did the leopard say after eating his owner?
A: Man, that hit the “spot.”

66. Q: Why did the banana go to the Doctor?
A: Because it was not peeling well

67. Q: Why is England the wettest country?
A: Because the queen has reigned there for years!

68. Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”!

69. Q: Did you hear about the hungry clock?
A: It went back four seconds.

70. Q: What do you call a boy who finally stood up to the bullies?
A: An ambulance.

71. Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr.

72. Q: What’s the first bet that most people make in their lives?
A: the alpha bet

73. Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!

Good Jokes For Kids

74. Q: Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A: So he could have sweet dreams.

75. Q: Why did the robber take a bath?
A: Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.

76. Q: What happens if life gives you melons?
A: Your dyslexic

77. Q: What three candies can you find in every school?
A: Nerds, DumDums, and smarties.

78. Q: Why are pirates called pirates?
A: Cause they arrrrr.

79. Q: Why are frogs so happy?
A: They eat whatever bugs them

80. Q. What do you get when you cross a cow and a duck?
A. Milk and quackers!

81. Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!

82. Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.

83. Q: What does a nosey pepper do?
A: Gets jalapeno business!

84. Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An Impasta

85. Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

86. Q: What is the best day to go to the beach?
A: Sunday, of course!

87. Q: What bow can’t be tied?
A: A rainbow!

88. Q: What do you call someone who is afraid of Santa?
A: A Clausterphobic

89. Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch

90. Q: What season is it when you are on a trampoline?
A: Spring time.

91. Q: Where did the computer go to dance?
A: To a disc-o.

92. Q: What has one head, one foot and four legs?
A: A Bed

93. Q: Why did Tony go out with a prune?
A: Because he couldn’t find a date!

94. Q: What did the little mountain say to the big mountain?
A: Hi Cliff!

95. Q: What did Winnie The Pooh say to his agent?
A: Show me the honey!

96. Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!

97. Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered!

98. Q: Why should you take a pencil to bed?
A: To draw the curtains!

99. Q: Why did the tomato turn red?
A: It saw the salad dressing!

100. Q: What did the grape do when it got stepped on?
A: It let out a little wine!

101. Q: What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?
A: Odor in the court.

102. Q: What did the traffic light say to the car?
A: Don’t look, I’m changing.

103. Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?
A: Nacho Cheese

104. Q: What streets do ghosts haunt?
A: Dead ends!

105. Q: What kind of button won’t unbutton?
A: A bellybutton!

106. Q: Why do sea-gulls fly over the sea?
A: Because if they flew over the bay they would be bagels!

107. Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watch dog.

108. Q: How do you make an Octupus laugh?
A: With ten-tickles

109. Q: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
A: Because then it would be a foot!

110. Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!

Good Yo Mama Jokes

111.  Yo mama so fat when she sat on a dollar bill she squeezed a booger out of George Washingtons nose

112. Yo mama so nasty she looks like an ogre and smells like puss in boots

113. Yo momma is so ugly when she looks in the mirror Bloody Mary goes away

114. Yo momma so ugly her bodywash is CLR: Calcium, Lime, and Rust

115. Yo mama so old they moved her out of the retirement home and in to the museum.

116. yo momma so dumb she put paper on the tv ad called it paper view

117. Yo momma is so fat she sat on Walmart and lowered the prices

118. Yo mama so stupid I told her to do the robot…..and now R2D2 has AIDS

119. Yo mama so fat if she had a porn name it would be Krispy Kreme.

120. Yo momma so fat, they used Google Earth for her school photo.

Good Morning Jokes

121. If one morning I walked on top of the water across the Potomac River, the headline that afternoon would read: “President Can’t Swim.”

122. Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me. After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.

123. A good husband is never the first to go to sleep at night or the last to awake in the morning.

124. Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.

125. John Ford was so funny that I couldn’t wait to go to work in the morning.

126. I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.

127. My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do this.

128. The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, “How is the president?”

129. I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific.

130. You wake up in the morning and you look at your old spoon, and you say to yourself, ‘Mick, it’s time to get yourself a new spoon.’ And you do.

Good Jokes For Adults

131.  Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’t?
A: Her navel.

132. Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!

133. Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
A: Kick his sister in the jaw.

134. Q: Why do men get their great ideas in bed?
A: Because their plugged into a genius!

135. Q: Why did God give men penises?
A: So they’d have at least one way to shut a woman up.

136. Q: What do you call a lesbian dinosaur
A: A lickalotopis

137. Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather….kinky is using the whole chicken.

138. Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.

139. Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

140. Q: What do you call a ninety year old man who can still masturbate?
A: Miracle Whip.

141. Q: What do hockey players and Surrey girls have in common?
A: They both only change their pads after every third period!

142. Q: What is the difference between oral and anal sex?
A: Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak.

143. Q: How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

144. Q: How man Sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Two, One to screw it in, and one to take a picture.

145. Q: How do you kill a retard?
A: Give him a knife and say “Who’s special?”

146. Q: What do u call a bunny with a bent dick?

147. Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.

148. Q: What’s the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

149. Q: Why is being in the military like a blow-job?
A. The closer you get to discharge, the better you feel.

150. Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

 Good Comebacks Jokes

151. I’d like to help you out. Which way did you come in?

152. I’m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?

153. I see the wheel is spinning, but the hamster looks dead.

154. If you had another brain, it would be lonely.

155. If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive.

156. I don’t know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!

157. Pardon me, but you’ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.

158. Have you considered suing your brains for non-support?

159.  So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey.

160. Don’t you need a license to be that ugly?

Good Black Jokes

161. What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?They both change their pads after 3 periods! -ashmoor

162. Why do black people have white hands?Everyone has some good in them! -bonz

163. Why do black people have white hands?It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz

164. Why do niggers call white people “honkies”?Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit! -davey

165. What do they do with dead niggers in California?Gut them to make wetsuits! -kara