Cute Corny Knock Knock Jokes
81. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Scold.
Scold who?
Scold enough out here to go ice skating.
82. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Police.
Police who?
Police hurry up, it’s chilly outside!
83. Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Cows go
Cows go who?
Cows go moo not who.
84. knock knock
who’s there
Andy!
Andy who
Andy bit me again owwwwwwwwwwww.
85. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cow’s go
Cow’s go who?
Cow’s don’t go who, they go moo!
86. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
87. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!
88. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you going to let me in?
89. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
I eat map.
I eat map who?
Ewwwwwwwwwww
90. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Adore.
Adore who?
Adore is between us. Open up!
91. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up, it’s cold out here!
92. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub, It’s overflowing!
93. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Otto.
Otto who?
Otto know. I’ve got amnesia.
94. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
King Tut.
King Tut who?
King Tut-key fried chicken!
95. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Robin.
Robin who?
Robin the piggy bank again.
96. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Abby.
Abby who?
Abby birthday to you!
97. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee, who?
Anee one you like!
98. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Iva.
Iva who?
I’ve a sore hand from knocking!
99. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Claire.
Claire who?
Claire the way, I’m coming through!
100. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Arfur.
Arfur who?
Arfur got!
101. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in it’s cold out here.
102. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Boo
Boo Hoo?
Don’t cry, it’s just me!
103. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and get me a soda!
104. Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting doctor.
Interrup-You have cancer.
105. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Iona.
Iona who?
Iona new car!
106. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Roach.
Roach who?
Roach you a letter, did
you get it?
107. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Aida.
Aida who?
Aida sandwich for lunch today.
108. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Hoo.
Hoo who?
Are you an owl?
109. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over!
110. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can get something to eat?
111. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Just in the neighbourhood, thought I would drop by.
112. Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ben.
Ben who?
Ben knocking For 10 minutes.
113. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Dozen.
Dozen who?
Dozen anybody wants to let me in?
114. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little money for the movies.
115. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Two knee.
Two knee who?
Two-knee fish!
116. Knock-knock
Who’s there?
A pile-up.
A pile-up who?
117. Knock Knock
Who’s There
Cargo
Cargo who?
Car go beep beep!
118. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Henrietta.
Henrietta who?
Henrietta worm that was
in his apple.
119. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe help me with my home
120. Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Nana.
Nana who?
Nana your business.
Corny Love Jokes
121. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name.
122. Honey, you give new meaning to the definition of ‘edible’.
123. I think I can die happy now, coz I’ve just seen a piece of heaven.
124. You must be a magician, because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
125. If I had a rose for every time I thought of you, I would be walking through my garden forever.
126. I wish I was one of your tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.
127. Can you give me directions to your heart? I’ve seemed to have lost myself in your eyes.
128. It’s not my fault I fell in love, you are the one that tripped me.
129. Do you have a Bandaid? Cos I just scraped my knee falling for you.
130. Do you have a map? Cos Honey, I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
131. You’re eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean and baby, I’m all lost at sea.
132. I’m no organ donor, but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
133. When I first saw you I looked for a signature, because every masterpiece has one.
134. Excuse me…Hi, I’m writing an essay on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you.
135. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.
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